We wrote you a story!

There were a few issues with the registration process. It told us to write a story. We wrote a story. Pressed "Save", but NO. Only 400 characters, they say! Don't tell them a wonderful story, they say! You just wasted your time, they say! NEVER, we say! Our readers (of which we have none) deserve to read our story! So here it is:

There once was a very sad frog. We shall call him Chris. Chris the frog was very sad because he had no hair. THAT'S RIGHT. He was BALD. Chris the frog was partial to a lady frog down the river (Mattalina), but he was SO self-conscious about his shiny head, that he couldn't bear to talk to her. One day he had a brain wave! "I know," he croaked, "I'll go to Juddlows wig shop down the road!" Chris the frog hopped along to Juddlows and bought himself a lovely blond wig. He was particularly pleased with the bows that came with it; Beautiful pink bows! "Finally," he exclaimed, "My head is worthy enough for Mattalina!" He hurried to Mattalina's pad, only to be greeted by a big toad!"What do you want?" The toad's voice rumbled. He glanced at Chris' wig. "Oh!" He said. "You're here for the party!" He ushered Chris inside. Chris danced all night long! Everyone loved his beautiful wig, espcially Mattalina. At the end of the night she gave him a big squishy kiss and Chris went home happy. THE END

Disclaimer:
Any similarities to real persons, events or places are completely unintentional. We reserve the right to casually mock our friends (although that is NOT WHAT WE'RE DOING).