How the Human Centipede Taught Me to Be a Better Person.

Here's a post by our... delightful friend, Timmy: 

Have you heard of The Human Centipede? If you have, like me, you have realised the greatest work of cinematic excellence is not only a fun film for all the family, but a film that can teach you a lot about yourself.

Have you not heard about this film? Here's a brief plot synopsis:

Seems to have covered it.

Now, why can this film teach you about yourself? Simple. It asks you questions you would never think to ask yourself. It asks you about life. It makes you think about your values you put on things. It asks you, in the purest form, what does it mean to be human?

It asks you which part of the centipede you would want to be. This simple question says so much about your character, your personal ideals, your objectives in life.

Where would you be? What does this say about you, as a person?

Here's a cut out and keep guide to how your choice shows your personality. Take it along to your next date, or whip it out if you meet someone new! Explain to them how it works!

The Front

You're an outgoing kinda guy/girl. You're not afraid to lead a team and you can't wait to face tough challenges that come your way.

You know the value of the greater good, and aren't afraid to make other's take sacrifices for your wellbeing. I think you know what I'm talking about. Take another good look at the picture.

The Middle

You know the kid that was always the last to be picked when they were sorting out teams for PE?

This is you.

You get the worst of both worlds. You get.. faeces-faced and you get the guilt. The burden you put on the last in the line. In your circle of friends, you're most certainly the bitch. The one that gets all the crap. That's if you have any friends.

Loner.

The End

Wow. Tough break. If you picked this, you've got some balls. Probably near your mouth. (Refer back to diagram)

You certainly are the bravest one in your special little trio. We salute you.

So, yeah, there we go. It taught me about myself (Totally would be at the front, myself.) and it will teach you about yourself. Also,

Sexy.