Wait! There's snakes on this plane?!

Hello.

I've been meaning to post for days, but things kept coming up! I'm very sorry, lovely readers <3

Yesterday we all went round to Matt's for another one of our famous film nights. Vicky and I decided to go over at 5:00 even though Matt didn't want us there BECAUSE HE HATES US. Also because the rest of them were playing Minecraft and he assumed that we wouldn't enjoy playing with them. How wrong he was! After Vicky and Chris went down to watch Strictly Come Dancing, I took over Chris' laptop and joined forces with Ludlow to, er, mine stuff? I'm not sure what the aim of the game is, but it's ridiculously fun anyway. I got lost inside Ludlow's network of tunnels. I got lost outside Ludlow's network of tunnels. I got killed by zombie/skeleton/green monster things. I made my own little cave to hide from zombie/skeleton/green monster things. I lost my little cave and had to hide out with Danny and Timmy (whose house cave thing was very nicely furnished by Danny). I attacked sheep for wool that I couldn't use. All in all, a waste of time. BUT FUN. Everyone should go and play Minecraft right now. Off you go. Do it.

When we were finally dragged away from Matt's room, we had to decide what film to watch. Timmy, Danny and I voted for Reservoir Dogs. Everyone else disagreed. Unfortunately we were out voted and the fools chose Snakes on a Plane. Admittedly Snakes on a Plane can be quite a funny film in parts. But it's never pleasant to watch "genital parts" get bitten off by pheromone induced snakes or heels braking off in eyes during panicked escapes. Apart from that the film was lovely!

Chris brought a roll of cookie dough to make lemon and chocolate cookies. Timmy especially enjoyed them. We ate pizza (I shan't discuss Chris' "all in one bite" dare. I think we'd all rather forget that). Vicky threw a lot of things, causing destruction almost every time. Matt threw himself about his living room trying to retrieve his phone. Ludlow, Danny and I got told off for snooping around Matt's bedroom, looking for George the Swan 2. I won at poker. Life was good.

The night ended with me and Vicky shuffling down Matt's icy road, clinging on to each other in fear of falling.

It was nice.

Jasm(ine) xxxxxxxxx < Because I love you the most.