HELLO BLOG. I remember you.

Sorry about the lack of posts. I’ve been...

So. 
How are you all?

This week was our half term HOLIDAAAY, and as such much joviality was had.

Many things happened! Most of them uninteresting. HOWEVER, yesterday we made flapjack. It came out as something between a solid and a liquid and we ate it with spoons. The problem was Matt’s carelessness with the oats. Still, It was lovely.

Nevertheless, the sheer amount of golden syrup we put in the flapjack paste left me and Jasmine ... overexcited. We proceeded to dress up and dance to “We no speak Americano” . Our dance moves were carefully synchronised. Imagine it. Imagine it right now.

Then we thought it would be a good idea to try out Omegle video calling. IT WAS, of course. We met some lovely, completely uncreepy people.

For example, this guy who was smoking and looking at us. His friend then appeared next to him SHIRTLESS.
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Chavs
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“Hey sexy girls”
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Partially dressed men. Being BORING.
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Someone who wanted to know the colour of our bras for a (obviously legit) survey. We offered to tell them. They needed proof.
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VERY BAD THINGS WE DIDN’T WANT TO SEE
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At this point Jasmine decided to go home.  My dad gave her a lift and they talked about the future of media. Apparently it’s looking good.

On Tuesday, I went to LANDAN with my mother and auntie. My lovely auntie bought me a Chlamydia microbe. It’s green and generally adorable. I like to try and give it to people while my boyfriend’s away. They tend not to want it...

We also visited the Tate Modern. After looking in a couple of rooms I’d decided that modern art was a complete waste of space, and refused to pay the suggested donation of £3 on the way out. I felt guilty for the rest of the day.

Maybe I’ll pay £6 next time I go there.
LOL, jk.
That won’t be happening.

Vicky xxxxxxxxxxxx