10 things that you probably don't care about!

I figured that in our little dream world, a few of the people who read this blog probably wouldn't know all that much about me and Vicky. In reality this isn't true because everyone who reads this is likely to be one of our friends. And even some of those don't check it very regularly (CoughLUDLOWCough). I'm going to go with the first scenario and assume that we have more than (approx.) 5 regular readers.

SO, for all of you strangers out there, here is a list of 10 things (I can't promise that they'll be interesting) about my life! YAY.

1. I have 408 songs on my iPod, 1 music video, 1 film trailer, 1 film and 15 podcasts. The podcasts are mostly French and Polish language type things. I watched the French ones because I wanted to show some sort of enthusiasm towards the language that I foolishly picked to do at GCSE (a choice that I regretted every Tuesday morning for two years). The Polish ones because I was planning on going to Poland for the summer with my friend. It never happened. The podcasts haven't been touched since.

2. I have 124 books on my bookshelf. Naturally, said bookshelf is one of my most prized possessions. Although it probably comes second to my TEDDY BEAR, Magic. He's lovely. I might show you a photo of him one day.

3. I wrote a big paragraph here about my OCD tendencies, until I realised that it made me sound weird. I am weird, but there's no need to advertise the fact to the world.

4. Celery is the most disgusting thing ever. SPEAKING OF VEGETABLES. If I were a vegetable, I would be sweetcorn. Only tinned sweetcorn, obv. None of that frozen rubbish.

4.5 I wasn't sure whether that should've been, "If I was a..." or, "If I were a..." Let's be honest though, you don't know the difference either, so it's not like it matters.

5. We did a "self esteem" test in Psychology. I'm a four. FOUR.
What's that? You want to take the test too?! Feel free: http://www.more-selfesteem.com/test.htm

6. We saw a nun in school. A real life nun. She was wearing a grey nun dress. With a nun hat. And nun bling.

7. I have two and a half sides of A4 to fill, explaining why Hamlet is a quintessential tragic hero. This isn't something that I look forward to.

8. I wrote 1-7 five days ago.

8.5 I'm sorry for that.

8.75 Matt was helping me when I started to write this, but now he isn't here and it's hard to think of mildly interesting things about my life without his input. If it goes downhill from here, BLAME MATT.

9. It's been 7 minutes since I wrote 8.75 because Timmy texted me saying LOL producing things. Ah, that Timmeh and his jokes!

10. Texted isn't a word according to Google Chrome. And no, that doesn't mean Firefox is better, Chrome haters. Besides, you're not so different from us. I think us Chromers and you Firey Foxes should get together some time and bond over how mind-numbingly slow IE is. What do you say? ;)

Affectionate snuggles to you, bloggies.
Jas x